Psychology
Dec. 8th, 2004 08:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
obi_tonGod, I hate psychologists! You ask me "Why?", I'll tell you.
They take a sheet of paper, draw the line and ask to put a point wherever you want. God bless you not to put it below the line! You look like depressed person, looking for a suicide, you're always in a bad mood and won't give profit to the company. But put the point in the upper part and you're the nice guy, they offer you salary-shmalary, car, cellphone and other shit.
Other example is drawing. Here's a curve, give me a full picture. Who the fuck you think I am? Rembrandt? I drew it and then she asked: " Did you have some difficulties?" Of course I had difficulties!!! I can't draw! MY GIRLFRIEND DRAWS LIKE A GOD. Give her a pencil or computer she'll draw you a masterpiece! And if you don't like it means you are blind. Now, where was I? I can't draw. I can't draw a sun. I mean I can draw it, but it's not round. It's oval or, what's much worse, it has angles! Yes, they are small but still sun has angles!
And also with this pictures they provoke me. They give me a curve looking just like a woman's breast and ask to draw a full picture. If I say it's a hole in earth they say I'm in desperate. If I say it's a hill, then I'm in great mood and good sales person. But it's a breast! I'm not a maniak. Tyler also likes breasts and he's not a maniak. So am I. If I draw a nipple to this curve then everyone will remind me about Freud and all that shit. But I am normal guy. I don't see woman's breasts in everything around me! They provoke me.*
Fucking psychologists. They ask you something and you don't answer by the heart. You sit and think what she will think about it. What signs does she see? I draw a ladder but didn't say it went up. Am I looser? Hell naw!
Another example. I drew a sunset and told it and she didn't ask why it's a sunset but not sunrise. Does she think I'm in bad mood? That's for sure. But she'd ask, I'd say that everybody sleeps at sunrise and sunset is more romantic. You know what I mean. But she doesn't know it.
Fuck that!
* I drawn a portrait of a guy. Now she will think that I'm gay. Damn!
They take a sheet of paper, draw the line and ask to put a point wherever you want. God bless you not to put it below the line! You look like depressed person, looking for a suicide, you're always in a bad mood and won't give profit to the company. But put the point in the upper part and you're the nice guy, they offer you salary-shmalary, car, cellphone and other shit.
Other example is drawing. Here's a curve, give me a full picture. Who the fuck you think I am? Rembrandt? I drew it and then she asked: " Did you have some difficulties?" Of course I had difficulties!!! I can't draw! MY GIRLFRIEND DRAWS LIKE A GOD. Give her a pencil or computer she'll draw you a masterpiece! And if you don't like it means you are blind. Now, where was I? I can't draw. I can't draw a sun. I mean I can draw it, but it's not round. It's oval or, what's much worse, it has angles! Yes, they are small but still sun has angles!
And also with this pictures they provoke me. They give me a curve looking just like a woman's breast and ask to draw a full picture. If I say it's a hole in earth they say I'm in desperate. If I say it's a hill, then I'm in great mood and good sales person. But it's a breast! I'm not a maniak. Tyler also likes breasts and he's not a maniak. So am I. If I draw a nipple to this curve then everyone will remind me about Freud and all that shit. But I am normal guy. I don't see woman's breasts in everything around me! They provoke me.*
Fucking psychologists. They ask you something and you don't answer by the heart. You sit and think what she will think about it. What signs does she see? I draw a ladder but didn't say it went up. Am I looser? Hell naw!
Another example. I drew a sunset and told it and she didn't ask why it's a sunset but not sunrise. Does she think I'm in bad mood? That's for sure. But she'd ask, I'd say that everybody sleeps at sunrise and sunset is more romantic. You know what I mean. But she doesn't know it.
Fuck that!
* I drawn a portrait of a guy. Now she will think that I'm gay. Damn!
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Date: 2004-12-08 05:40 pm (UTC)speak in english, please.`
Date: 2004-12-08 05:43 pm (UTC)btw, if you can make this userpic look better, I owe you a beer. Second beer may go to you if uoy make me userpic of Mystikal from "Danger" when in the end he sits in a bar and a girl licks his neck. I will very appreciate this.
But pleas do it during one hour or I have to quit from I-net.
PS Did you read to the end? :)
Re: speak in english, please.`
Date: 2004-12-08 05:48 pm (UTC)Beer is good, but i don't think that i could do this so fast, i have some work to do first =) But i'll try ;)
Re: speak in english, please.`
Date: 2004-12-08 05:52 pm (UTC)Re: speak in english, please.`
Date: 2004-12-08 05:57 pm (UTC)Re: speak in english, please.`
Date: 2004-12-08 06:00 pm (UTC)Re: speak in english, please.`
Date: 2004-12-08 06:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-08 08:24 pm (UTC)Good job! What's the matter?
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Date: 2004-12-10 09:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-08 08:39 pm (UTC)Well, most of the psychologists tend to fuck you metaphorically rather than help you. In a way that's exactly what's needed, 'cause you'd hardly be able to tell what kind of help you need.
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Date: 2004-12-10 09:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-09 04:27 am (UTC)Your gilrfriend draws like fucking Rembrandt!
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Date: 2004-12-09 06:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-10 10:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-10 09:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-09 04:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-10 09:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-09 06:25 am (UTC)First of all, if you ever, ever have a chance of meeting a psychologist of any kind, try to fail it. Even if the psychologist in question is Dale Carnegy himself, you'll end up feeling fucked. Metaphorically, for sure.
Then, it's absolutely improbable that you can't draw at all. You're kind of, well, not so self-assured as you should be (am i fucking you, metaphorically? 'fraid so). That's the only thing making you feel this way: you're lacking self-confidence, man.
...So c'mon, don't take this shit too serious. Life's a lot more funnier than psychologists might imagine.
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Date: 2004-12-10 09:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-09 06:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-09 08:17 am (UTC)Fuck em all!
But why English?